Female Friends

Most of my female friends I annoy
But for some reason they stick around
Or is it I who stick around?

Have you ever heard that saying to treat woman as equals
Well I make sure and degrade them just as much as male friends.
That shirt looks like shit on you or go get some better shoes for that outfit

I’m straight.

I keep it real.

Vagina is always there for me, I don’t have to kiss ass to earn or get it

I embrace the post-modern
I’m cool like that and chicks dig I know the meaning
My old boss was a classmate and a pretty Jewish girl who I annoy

Most of my female friends consider me a good friend,
But I still very much annoy them

They often break out crying...I think this is where and why they love me.
I call them Mija and hug them and tell them everything will be fine

After all, it all comes back to daddy issues.